oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via withinmonsters)

29.Jul.14 1 day ago

ant0rm:

tumblr should have some kind of “you already reblogged this” warning

(Source: ant0rm, via withinmonsters)

29.Jul.14 1 day ago
29.Jul.14 1 day ago
29.Jul.14 1 day ago

cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

(Source: cravings, via withinmonsters)

29.Jul.14 1 day ago

fruitpacks:

yolotov-cocktail:

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better

(via sniffing)

29.Jul.14 1 day ago

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

image

(Source: dutchster, via trust)

29.Jul.14 1 day ago
29.Jul.14 1 day ago
28.Jul.14 2 days ago

woodmeat:

pinkvelourtracksuit:

Polite ass hood niggas make me 💦

yall pick a random adjective to lust over every 2 days

(via uglynewyork)

28.Jul.14 2 days ago