you know what really turns me on?
i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
Just a reminder that being sexual/having sex doesn’t mean you have low self respect \(＾-＾)/
If you have to pick between her and I, then i’ll just leave. I want to be the only one and not one of your options.